Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML
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PsychoMerk 0
battleshits? ;-;
Blueglasscup 18
I guess that's what you call a shi- *gets slapped*. Okay nevermind...'
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Comments (90)
PsychoMerk 0
battleshits? ;-;
ydi_4_suking 20
thats what you get for taking a shit at school. save that shit till you get home
ImaWiseGuy 5
agreed 27, I use to skip school just because I refuse to use public bathrooms...moral of the story, hold your ass in higher regards then settling for school facilities...
fthku 13
In that case, #31, your name is highly hypocritical! When you gotta go you gotta go. When did people become such spoiled pansy asses?
Jimster1712 0
same things happening to my school. except they havr outdoor toilets
stephy0823 0
agreed lol..
Insane_Tea 15
I was using the bathroom at school. Yes I was peeing while sitting down and taking a dump also. But lord behold some jerk kicked the door in on me and said I was masturbating. I have to take 2 more years of ungodly ridicule. I feel for you OP.
dunner12 0
nice Harold and Kumar reference #1 I forgot about that scene LOL
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
49, what does Lord Behold mean?
NastyNinja31 0
lmfao
SunDropGirl 0
27 smetimes when you gotta go you gotta go! and if you don't your gas piles up in your tummy and that is no bueno!(: and that is my unintelligent way of describing that matter!
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
battle *****, Lolz, I loved tht scene
itsgen 16
i agree with you, its not like you can do anything about that when you have to go
kcluna 6
1- Nayeli I miss you!!
pandaz1711 0
haha
marinus_fml 20
Cue shitty jokes :)
urdirtyolduncle 15
I would write "Talk about a shitty situation," but I would probably get thumbs down because that joke is getting so overused, just like my x's ******. However, since I AM a pro at getting thumbed down, I will say this: what a shitty situation, OP!
m0tl3ycru3 0
Good thing OP wasn't masturbating. Could you imagine?
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
disgrace. but you have no choice i guess, better than you shit yourself.
iheartbewbies 0
inb4 shit puns
takeapieandrun 9
Too late
i_love_grrr 0
ha ha! i feel bad for whoever gets explosive diarrhea lol
l3rowness 3
I'd feel bad for the people in the class too.. get to smell an hear that....
Livinia 11
Aww that sucks! You'll probably never live that down now.
jiggabooj 0
hello
sheethapins 13
Tell them you were practicing tuba for band class. Gotta play it off smooth as exlax. ;D
BahahahLOL 0
I'm watching you.
sheethapins 13
I judge thee... a stalker!
BahahahLOL 0
You have nice curtains.
sheethapins 13
Thanks :D
xtacticalswarmx 0
Lmao! Your picture is a win!
BahahahLOL 0
Should have started moaning just to see their faces when you came out. Pun intended ;)
marinus_fml 20
I don't see the pun :-/
melissamoshh 0
The "when you came" part.
kingtz 6
What a shitty pun.
BahahahLOL 0
I tried my best :'(
NastyNinja31 0
I thought it was funny
flighted 1
unfortunate? that's OMG horrible...OP has to face these people every day... that sucks.
MythMaker 0
Atleast you were not playing angry birds.. but still thats hilarious hahahahaha