Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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poopsi 19
That's amazing!
froggyjade 16
Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names
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Sideshowray94 8
Captain? Which tv show?
ZoroMiHawk 25
Supernatural.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Sam and Dean are actually good names and I'm not sure how is it even possible for her husband not to find out the names of his own children.
sarah5745 41
I think that it's just that he doesn't find out where she got the names from, well at least that's what I thought
Vball6 19
shes means to not find out that the names are from a show.
cupcakelife 7
Someone drank an extra bottle of derp-da-derp today.
hs43 6
I don't even understand how this is an fml. This is great.
Enslaved 38
Well, I plan to call my future son "Ichabod Crane"! Shhhhhh In other words-- I'm sure that her life's goal will be short lived unless she has a husband that's totally clueless and not involved in knowing his wife's interests.
britt1033 4
great name! I would love if I could have twins and call them Jenna and Abby haha
Blue_Black_fml 21
#106 you mean you wanna name your kids after **** stars? I feel sorry for them already, and for your future wife/husband.
brittbritt1388 10
my fiance wants to name our son Logan Xavier.... I had to talk him out of naming our daughter rouge..... Our dogs name is gambit... smh he's a nerd all future children btw
Khaleesi_26 30
This coming from another nerd, I would have agreed with those names :P
FallenStar06 5
I have two friends who named their son Xavier. The husband is trying to convince his wife to name their next boy (if they have one) Logan. lol She's not falling for it though. I think it would be awesome.
more4me 27
why is this an FML ? The names are fine for 2 boys and no one has to know. I don't see the problem.
may14th 26
when I was 13 I promised my self I would name my future son Justin bc I was obsessed with JB :/
clemsi 20
Here's hoping you don't breed.
okaydisarray 17
While your reasoning sucks, Justin is a perfectly acceptable name. ...although I've never met a Justin who wasn't a complete douchenozzle who deserved to be thumped hard in the forehead.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#75 My cousin's name is Justin and he's super nice but he's the only Justin I've met who isn't a jerk. Lol.
mezochan 29
That is amazing. I would totally do the same thing. Train them while they're young. I'm sure they'll make fine Hunters.
nana_star 27
John no
ItsAUnicorn 27
CASTIEL STOP TURNING UP OUT OF THE BLUE LIKE THAT
nana_star 27
I must protect the Winchesters
Mirorbo 27
And here I was facepalming over the report of twin 3-year-old boys being named Sora and Riku.
oathkeeper99 31
That's pretty awesome.
okaydisarray 17
Those names are facepalm worthy. Sam and Dean, on the other hand, are fine and common boys' names.
kirdypie 14
That is so incredibly awesome!
itwontvalidate 18
if she's lucky they'll end up looking like them too