Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Is Leatherface next?
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Science, bitch!
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
Copycat
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Family Ties
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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poopsi 19
That's amazing!
froggyjade 16
Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names
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Comments (191)
wallerkat 12
YEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
xmrshendersonxx 29
That's the best thing ever.
Izabel12 7
My absolute favorite FML ever written!!!!!!!!! ?????
Pyrithium 8
How does your life suck if your sister is a dumb ****?
trtnt25 19
My best friend is about to have her baby and she's naming him Castiel
thewife5 19
Her husband won't find out.. They're pretty common names. If he asks she can just be like "never thought of that.. Love that show"
marcus369 9
your retarded
SlyCooper15 16
YYYYYAAAAAAEEEEEESSSSSSS
Nicholle2762 11
Your sister is awesome.
simidimond22 1
supernatural for the win!!! live Sam and dean.