Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
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Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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poopsi 19
That's amazing!
froggyjade 16
Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names
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suckceed 17
That's kinda awesome tbh, I'm determined to have Sam and Dean as middle names for whenever I have kids. Why does she have to hide it? Unless she's a open wincester?
redheadedmonster 24
I see an argument coming in the near future
josiemorehouse 12
I was named after a tv character. Actually, after a cartoon. Josie and the Pussycats. Yes, my name is Josie. My mom loved that cartoon. OP, those are pretty normal names. People actually use fictitious names from books/movies/games/tv all of the time. Robin Williams's daughter is named Zelda, after the game Legend of Zelda. It's not uncommon.
syed121417 22
Aww that's cool! I like Zelda, but isn't the name of the character Link?
safireonphire 2
why hide it? if I ever have a son he will totally be named James Tiberius and my bf is fully aware with no issues :)
Sakuraashita 15
Umm, what show is this? (Please nobody hate on me, I just don't watch much new TV.)
Algorithm 24
You could literally just google "sam and dean characters tv show" and it'd probably pop up. Or just read the comment section.
FallenStar06 5
Supernatural isn't new tv. It just started it's 10th season on Tuesday.
ItsGillian 1
As long as there middle name is winchester then she's fine.
kissmeImawkward 17
I would do the same if it weren't weird in my country..
siggy_mcsigx 22
At least she didn't name them Edward and Jacob. She's part of a COOL fandom.
Shikonphoenix_fml 12
That was my plan with middle names.
AFaye3964 17
That's pretty funny! Lol and is your husband name John? ?