Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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poopsi 19
That's amazing!
froggyjade 16
Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names
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poopsi 19
That's amazing!
Nordrag 26
Until she finds herself burning on the ceiling one night.
cadillacgal79 32
Can I just say I love your sister OP! Comment above me: You really had to go there????!
Ki11erC 18
@43 Haha, brilliant!
zeemonster424 15
Exactly. I see no problem with this. I wonder when my husband will find out our kids The Doctor and Sherlock are from TV shows...
Khaleesi_26 30
I don't see how this is a problem, SPN is an awesome show.
brookenicolee29 27
I hope Supernatural takes over FML just like it did iFunny.
krazayman 18
how exactly is this effecting op's life?
meredork 4
It's been 10 years and it's still too soon.. My poor feels!
MissGoodbye 12
And tumblr 134
froggyjade 16
Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names
Pauline96_fml 20
One could be named Doctor
that_band_nerd 22
Or Sherlock (the kid would need to be a girl though, everyone knows Sherlock is really a girl's name)
singer0421 32
Your little sister is awesome.
Helpfulman 17
This Supernatural shit has gone too far. Some people need to take a look at their life and realize that all it is is a T.V. show and to obsess about it in real life is unnatural.
buffynovelli 14
calm down mate. its not as if their names are apeleaves, theyre pretty common names anyway
Khaleesi_26 30
#107 i take it that you have a diprived life for not having a fandom as good as SPN.
axi128 10
@107 You could have a least said that obsessing over it in real life is.......... supernatural. *puts on sunglasses* AWWWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Owltime22 12
thank you #201
MissGoodbye 12
@107 I'm guessing you've never seen the show @201 I was thinking the exact same thing
Helvanica 22
Too bad her favorite tv show weren't Beavis & Butthead.
PoisonOrchid 21
That would have made this fml soo much better!!
sebassm 12
That would have been great
borntoperform 14
I'm planning on doing the same thing if I have two boys.
littleteapot 21
I missed my chance with my son. Hopefully I'll have two more boys later on haha.
beaglegal 42
I agree! I would totally do it too :)
ItsAUnicorn 27
I'd love to do that same thing too, if my own name wouldn't be Deanna..
okaydisarray 17
70, are you married yet? if not find someone named Sam and name your kids John and Mary. You'd have the whole Winchester clan then. ;)
ItsAUnicorn 27
haha nope, only 16 :) But wait, my brother's name is John... what if.. my parents.. wanted us to name my son Sam and his daughter Mary :o
Owltime22 12
if you have three boys you can have a Sam, Dean, and a John :D
Just_A_Tree 20
Does nobody remember that they had another brother, and he was used by Saint Michael instead of Dean?
mangoboy1 19
Jesus come on they're people not pets
SPNislife 3
YOU MUST THE UNIVERSE HAS GIVEN YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO FOREVER LIVE IN A SPN REFERENCE THIS IS AMAZING
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Yeah his name was Adam
Selphis 20
Could be worse with all the weird new names you're hearing these days.
pooldude 24
like North West
WeakYoungTeen 21
#53 Or La-a, that's a real name, too.
cadillacgal79 32
There are a few kids in the U.S. named "LOL"
whovian89 8
La dasha!!
annie917 15
Sur'pryze!!!
orbit 22
Blanket
jazmin3012 28
Sharkeeshia
Queen_of_Night 20
Hashtag...
odamaliekh 26
Why is this a FML? Your sister is awesome!
fivetimeslonger 24
Hopefully her and her husband don't die.
peacheso 31
Calm down!
raven_of_azarath 35
I doubt Azazel has anything against them.
marcus369 9
in 3 months her sister will be dead and the kids and their dad will be living in multiple different hotels while not telling sam why they have a shotgun and dad always goes out at night
SPNislife 3
I advise that he not take any hunting trips.
psycho_chick98 12
too soon.... way too soon
cjmedic 12
We aren't going to hear about her dying mysteriously in the next year or so, right?
LittleRed79 39
Not until her kids are old enough to post their own FML
DorienSnippe 11
In six months, to be exact. At a housefire, starting in the nursery
Devilknighthawk 9
Now to wait if the same will happen to her what happened to their mother.