Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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poopsi 19
That's amazing!
froggyjade 16
Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names
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Justy101 23
Omg I love her already!
pharm121 21
Eh soon enough people will be naming their children Ebola. So your sisters names aren't too out there
Dr_PastaCreep 10
And why is this your problem?
LocNothar 4
Doesn't their mom die horribly (the winchesters i mean)?
syed121417 22
We don't talk about Azazel. Go sit in the corner in think about what you've done
RageWolf16 31
Are they 4 years apart like the Winchesters, too? And is the elder one Dean?
Ki11erC 18
Husband is a bit under the thumb, by the sounds of it he had no say on names...
sea_cucumber_11 11
That'll probably be me in 15 years
SideOfTheAngels 23
Hey, at least it's not Castiel. Or Crowley, for that matter. Also, your sister is awesome :)
mizzbravo 9
I love that show!!
suckceed 17
That's kinda awesome tbh, I'm determined to have Sam and Dean as middle names for whenever I have kids. Why does she have to hide it? Unless she's a open wincester?