Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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poopsi 19
That's amazing!
froggyjade 16
Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names
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LisaDay 14
Or John. its another common name.
KittyCat1991 13
Your sister needs to name the third one Adam so she can say "We forgot Adam"
syed121417 22
And you need an award for this comment
keiNan_fml 35
supernatural fan, damn good!!
codexide 11
I love your sister SO much.
jayelite 6
That's actually pretty awesome!
dabneyjune 2
omg thats perfect! lets hope they are four years apart!
reburkah 17
I would totally do the same thing
avengers1214 18
Who doesn't love the Winchesters?
kendallfireHD 16
This is the best FML I have ever read.
lylecrocodile110 2
Jesus Christ why would you name your kids after a horrible show that teenage girls have homoerotic fantasies about
syed121417 22
Wow you have obviously never watched the show, considering a large portion of the fans are guys. And if people who watch the show have fantasies about the character, that has nothing to do with the content of the show or its quality because it's a damn good show (going strong on its 10th season this month with high rating every season) and it's the people's problem not the show's. You'd be surprise how much it taught me. About family, scarifice and what really matters at the end of the day. Think before you judge
Queen_of_Night 20
My boyfriend likes the show... And as for the teenagers, you forgot the biggest problem with the whole homoerotic thing: Sam: You know Dean slash Sam? Dean: You mean together? Together together? Sam: Yup. Dean: They know we're brothers right? Sam: Doesn't seem to matter... Try living with 2 20 years olds who argue who is best ship Wincest or Destiel.
FallenStar06 5
Ugh. I hate the shippers/shipping!! Especially the Wincest. Orlando Jones is a big shipper of Destiel though. OP, as others have pointed out, this is not just a chick show. Yes, there are "fans" out there who only watch b/c Jared and Jensen are attractive but it is a damn good show. My husband likes it and our first convention was to a Supernatural convention where we got pics with Jensen and Misha. One of my guy friends finally started watching it and burned through the first 8 seasons in less than a month and absolutely raves about it. It may be a CW show but it is so completely different than the horrendous love triangle chick flick shows that the CW normally puts out.