Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
If he is that immature he isn't ready for a relationship
JuliusSeizure 18
It's not my fault, everybody always blames me!
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Comments (60)
Dro23 10
1st comment. sounds just like my boyfriend!
WoldowJR 25
A complete list of people who care:
alex_the_tiger 14
If he is that immature he isn't ready for a relationship
incoherentrmblr 22
...intervention. It's not his fault...
Rex_One 4
2nd comment ~
JuliusSeizure 18
It's not my fault, everybody always blames me!
sayyestothedress 24
Poor boyfriend! Everybody blames him! *she says in a sarcastic tone*
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#42 Why does it seem like all your comments are in third person?
keiNan_fml 35
what an asshole
devildog562 33
It's your choice to be with a dumbass. You may want to re-evaluate someone that can't even be responsible for himself.
SoapTurtle 7
you know how to pick em op lol.
laden_swallow09 35
"I hope you mean EX-boyfriend!" There. Now no one else needs to say it.
False_Stupidity 42
But of course others will say it, just because they don't read comments
ColonelCusswords 24
some people are just realy realy realy dumb
Softballchick224 21
Unfortunately this person just happens to be her boyfriend!!! Lol
ZoroMiHawk 25
I rly, rly, rly agree with you.
cadillacgal79 32
20-*fights off inner grammar Nazi rage even though I know you're kidding*
Rex_One 4
I guess you need more communication