Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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poopsi 19
That's amazing!
froggyjade 16
Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names
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TiggyBonkers 32
That's epic! Make sure that the third is named Castiel!
cwspn 2
Sam and Dean are pretty common names, so I assume he probably won't find out. Besides, if I have a son his name is definitely going to be Sam!
ahri_dragneel 13
next thing she knows, she will be hanging from a burning ceiling. and Sam and Dean will become hunters.
krynsusan 2
How is this bad? I think your sister is awesome!
Krissey_DJ 16
that's amazing xD if their last name is Winchester, I can't see how anyone could pass that opportunity up
LadyNightowl 17
I see no problem with it. It's a good show, they are both heroes but still human (as in not perfect). The names are normal. It could be worse. My little sister and I both have esoteric names which no one can pronounce or spell right the first time. She's named after a companion from Classic Doctor Who, and I'm named after a Fleetwood Mac song.
Cicironi 9
Holy crap your sister is my spirit animal! Superwholock all the way!
TiggyBonkers 32
Be glad it wasn't Castiel and Balthazar
CaroAurelia 12
Good luck with that. It's a pretty popular show.
krispybacon4321 23
I actually want to do that.