Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Is Leatherface next?
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Science, bitch!
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
Copycat
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Family Ties
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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poopsi 19
That's amazing!
froggyjade 16
Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names
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Comments (191)
RedMarie 6
This is the BEST EVER
zombiekiller52 24
Nothing wrong with that! Look at the potter generation, we will be naming our kids Potter names!
ShadowFireZelda 6
I am struggling to see the Fml in here.
lvg_fml 10
Well i already had my kids so I'm settling for using names from SPN for my animals. With a twist I have Catstiel
anscott 2
What's wrong with that? The show and people are awesome XD
megcarpy 19
She is my hero!
syed121417 22
Sam and Dean are pretty common names and I commend her. (Huge spn fan here)
evildemonchild 18
I love supernatural! :D But isn't dean and Sam like a common name? Since it was way before that show came out though?
allplayedout 20
What does this have to do with you? And what does it matter if he finds out? They're obviously decent names or he wouldn't have agreed to them...and the show is pretty good too (at least through season 5, haha)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Could be worse. She could have named them after lousy pop culture celebs like Justin Bieber. Or Harry Potter names; none of those are common/normal (apart from like two), so her husband definitely would have caught on. I don't get naming kids after your favorite fictional characters. I just don't. Same with naming kids after your exes. But I'm confused as to how this screws up OP's life and not her brother-in-law's.