Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Boston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
To boldly go where no man has gone before
Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML