Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
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WhackTheJackal 22
Oh god, hope she looked away when you finished. FYL
Smiley_70 22
More like FML for your sister. You did the right thing going private.
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Comments (111)
Witchylady 18
That will teach her a lesson she will never forget. Though I do think she is possibly scarred for life.
fullotto 5
were you wanking like a gibben
thefallen12 13
You act like masturbating is a bad thing. If you think it is then you really need to grow the **** up and stop living in the past.
InTheMagic 3
YOU HAVE A BEDROOM
crandel 11
So... did she at least give you a hand?
WhoCouldIBe 11
This was needed, while it is also disgusting
Airborn0280 18
Just tell her you split some wine on your penis and you were washing it off intensely before it could stain.
wowthatsux53 11
Sinner ?
Jewey_McJewerson 8
That's why you don't have closets in bathrooms
BlueConverse 7
actually, it's pretty common.. I used to hide in closets so I can see why she would have thought of it as a good place to scare someone.
Mooshy94 3
Incest?
meriprete 4
Haha
SooperDuke 8
So you were jerking off, over the toilet? I don't believe this story, everyone is looking for attention on this site by lies.