HappyGirl
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nerd_man01
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
epistaxis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
ShardsOfShame
United States
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
NVP
United States
Thanks for the input
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
facepalming all the way
Colorado Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noob
Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Galt, Canada
Gullible
Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML
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Comments (152)
ludachrisZ 0
hillbilllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. jk but 15? srsly? i knew when i was in 2nd grade haha
egonzalez114 0
please, go die now
xMooMoox 0
Yeah the wording is creepy. He taught you how to make babies? Like taught as in the physical action? Thats disgusting. He "told" would be better choice. Edit: I just noticed your nick name is HappyGirl! Your a sick freak!!!!!!! ...Unless thats your account name
danidanidani 10
OP actually did say he "explained" it to her
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I learned how to do that when I was eight or nine (I'm sixteen). Damn you picked that one up late...
luisarose 0
You use the internet -- wait, you use FML, and you didn't know how babies are made? You deserved that one, sweetie.
lax4life 0
I learned in kindergarten (I was 5) when a kid (also 5) started teaching people the word f*ck. He then started singing that so-and-so's sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g song with explicit verses about sex. I know, our school was messed up.
DatWhiteGuy 0
Same.
brumpum 0
Silly conservatives. This is why you need sex-ed in schools. Kids need to learn about reproduction and birth control from people who know what the **** they're talking about.
24788 7
Don't they teach it in school still?
JustDance96 0
you have a freakin' hot picture ;)
Grotesque 0
...BUH?
itzdashit 0
ill really teach you ; )