Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML
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kunjac0945 21
OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.
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fakenibba 23
I wonder which will be more expensive to fix :0
Arrow26 4
Talk about a slip-up.
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Arrow26 4
Talk about a slip-up.
Swandive235 27
Please no.
JMichael 26
And that's when OP took an tiolet to the knee.
deathshead 19
please yes 23 please yes...
joeyl2008 29
At least you didn't get hurt and nothing got broken.
krazayman 18
I think a shattered knee counts as broken.
TheElectrician 13
I think it was irony since pretty much everything in that situation got broken.
LazyPolice 7
Did you not get the joke?
kunjac0945 21
We got the joke. It's just not funny.
fakenibba 23
I wonder which will be more expensive to fix :0
lunar999 23
Well it's America so...knee every time
ARetardedSeal 24
The knee would be more costly!
moh907 10
You could probably buy a hundred toilets for the price of fixing a shattered knee.
alitairi 18
100 gold coated toilets
TheNewGuy03 29
As a person with damaged knee ligaments, yeah. The knee. Every. Damn. Time. It's horrifying to know that it costs soooooooo much more money to fix your own damn body than it does to replace an inanimate object.
lunar999 23
#46 as a Brit, Americas health care system has always confused me. If you don't have insurance you get bummed in the arse for if you're not rich and even if you do have insurance they'll try and screw you over anyway. It's like the governments not even trying to care
KayDee29 31
#49 yeah basically.
TheNewGuy03 29
49 -- yes. And everyone (especially your extreme Republican types) hates universal health care, because Obama illuminati 666 or whatever. Everything positive that tries to get through gets blocked, because bipartisan politics, irrational loyalty, and greed are more important than the welfare of the people, apparently. It's no wonder why 'Murica is the laughingstock of the world at the moment. And I'm as American as it gets.
Mortoli 30
agreed if obama gets a third term or we let clintons back in im done.
Crazynocatlady 22
Except for guns. The solution to everything is more guns.
Sp4wn 17
That sucks OP hopefully your knee heals. Next time when your sick keep a trash can by you just in case you throw up.
youngmessi252525 20
Now you have two things to clean up ?
earlytermination 34
The universe is telling you to stay in bed and don't touch anything. You're having a shit day. Sorry, OP.
KelseyDaBoyz 21
You took a toilet to the knee....sorry OP. :-/
itwasntme14 19
I'm sorry for you, that really sucks. I hope you get better soon.
Carlitosfmc 18
It's horrible to be that sick. Hope you get well soon
KK3137 31
Every action gets a reaction. Unfortunately, the victim off all these actions and reactions is you..