HappyGirl
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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nerd_man01
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
epistaxis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
ShardsOfShame
United States
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
NVP
United States
Thanks for the input
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
facepalming all the way
Colorado Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noob
Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Galt, Canada
Gullible
Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML
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Emzy_x3 0
I've known what sex was since I was 6 or 7 [maybe 8. I can't remember the exact time] and you JUST learned? But a more important question is--did he explain to you what sex was or how it happens, or did you two have sex? I'm so confused.
GunslingerLovely 0
HAHAH omfg that was the funniest thing i heard all day! ahhhhhh.... You just made my day thank you :) and its okay, if you want to learn more about sex you can always ask me...or look on the internet.
madgambi 0
wow. that's sad.
notanidiot 0
Yeah, just what we need, some adolescent KIDS that have no work ethics or standards procreating, what a brilliant idea, we should teach them how to have sex and be grown ups, but when someone suggests maturing and taking responsibility, that person is a douche, what great ideas, I swear, this is why stuff is so screwed up, kids are telling kids how to procreate. I wonder how long a 13 year old can handle a kid and a job, wait, they don't want the responsibility, so abort the thing will be the next idea. I am just saying accountability and good judgment is needed.
luella_fml 0
Puuuuuuuhlease!!!! your fifteen and you didn't know i'm 12 no matter what my profile says and i could... i probably wouldn't though... yuck word it different your weird!!! :P
movies12 0
I learned in Gr. 6...... from a book. What a great way to learn about it. :) :) But seriously, 15 come on, u can't possibly say u didn't no what sex was, like don't you hve friends, that talk about that it.
NXcusable 0
really!?! I had sex ed at 12
TheAnon1313 28
In my school sex-ed starts in 5th grade... Yup, a hunch of ten year olds!
ToastTakesTime 0
You have much to learn on sprouting.
myepic_fail 0
taught you how??
PinkFloyd1977 0
Heh