HappyGirl
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nerd_man01
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
epistaxis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
ShardsOfShame
United States
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
NVP
United States
Thanks for the input
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
facepalming all the way
Colorado Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noob
Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Galt, Canada
Gullible
Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML
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Ixnay_ 0
...shame
chelsea12 0
ok well who survives middle school not knowing how to have sex or how babies r made
Katonio18 0
Uhm Don't you have health class at your school. . . I've known since 6th grade . . .how do you not know how babies are made.
Gunmanj 0
do u at least know how to **********?
pulpfiction_fml 3
Your brother taught you how to "make babies"? Sick, man! Incest!
RatIsKing 0
same thing happened to me (almost). I understand what you mean :(
Chineseaznxd 8
u guys needa calm the **** down like serious so what if some of us are pure not everyone's addicted to ****
Chineseaznxd 8
and also incest with ur brother sounds fun!! jk
mrmedina15 0
you had sex with your borther
lmfao25 0
Wowww. Really ? Are all of you guys like hermits who live in the middle of nowhere, with no civilization within a 837465 mile radius, living with 67 cats and a 90-year-old pilgrim ? I knew about sex when my cousin, who was a fourth grader, told me when I was a mere first grader. Now I'm 14, and I'm here to tell you that some of you losers lead very sad lives.