Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML
Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML
Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" in a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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UsaTrackstar 0
Meow mix.... meatballs edition
malik_s 0
@ craylo you spent 5 minutes reading reading 2 sentences ? ಠ_ಠ
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Comments (127)
XR6Falcon 0
seen this post b4
Grimmz_fml 0
Cause it happens more than once? Laser pointers are triggering cats period Shining on someone getting the cat to rape that certain person is a well common joke. :< Cats are awesome.
Feverrotes 15
Seen this posted once before as well, and that post got deleted soon after so I'm not sure how this one got approved. There is also a video of this on youtube. I usually agree that anything can possibly happen multiple times, but I doubt that is the case here.
vman70 4
you totally deserve it. you own a cat. cats are the worst pets. be a man get a dog!!!!
smitty809 0
I think you could do more damage with a dog and a laser pointer.
lolpwntdumass 0
yup lol. and cats are ftw. even if they're not masculine. cats are better.
paid2think 0
lol how olds ur brother? if he's like 4 he is just like stewie :)
Bl4ck_1c3 2
if your cat saw them he would look and think "when did I cough up furballs?"
jpjruler 0
haha tottally digging the cat dude I like the one guys idea lol .... commando kitty XD
Ottoman81 0
this was on youtube except it was a big ass dog and his long snout instead
iris1012 5
That's why no one ever said a cat was a mans best friend
clumsyjazzy 0
ouch!!
WHODATNATION 0
Nice
okeetard 2
nice hat my brotha
ajthere4u 0
yikes