Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML
Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML
Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" in a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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UsaTrackstar 0
Meow mix.... meatballs edition
malik_s 0
@ craylo you spent 5 minutes reading reading 2 sentences ? ಠ_ಠ
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Comments (127)
AshliBaby16 0
why have I seen this fml before.??
blastvortex 4
I could swear I've seen this FML before. Meh. You know what to do, OP, so just do it.
awesome576 0
hahahahahahaha
GaboRJ 0
You deserve it for owning being a dude and owning a cat!
angrynegro7 16
I feel your pain. My ex roommate had 2 cats, one of them decided to use my sack as a speedbag!
talikarni 0
YDI for letting someone that young and dumb play with a device that can cause injury
DrJDX 0
Well, be a good big brother and punch that little shit in the head. He's gotta learn that you can't do that.
xosKsxo 0
hmm that's odd im a vet this cat either has serious behavieral problems or has been abused and doesn't like you because a well trained-well treated cat would stop at your feet if confronted with that situation..peculiar
alexFYL 11
I don't believe you are a vet because it sounds like you have never been around cats before.
notmyprob 0
if u really are a vet, you sure don't sound like one when you don't bother w/ capitalization
TaZ_963 0
this is not a fml WTF
leprechaun_ninja 0
I saw a very similar fml to this recently...