Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" in a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML
Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
You didn't deserve that. But maybe next time instead of telling him that he can't go near it because it doesn't like him, teach him how to handle it properly.
Helinacoustic 0
Karma. And cats have a sense of irony.
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Bullseyeboy277 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI it for having a cat. Well it wasn't his fault, we both posted really close to each other.
cole86 0
cats r awesome
feather421 0
my cat does that to me all the time.
Helinacoustic 0
Karma. And cats have a sense of irony.
tick_tock 0
That sucks haha. I guess the cat likes him more than you!
kneegrow143 0
And this is why cats suck. Get a dog.
whiteangel361 10
K-9 units will attack innocents. Meow-9 units won't. Your argument is invalid.
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
Excuse me for both being too late and donald trump, but WRONG. My family used to have a cat named socks, and he would randomly attack everyone. Not all cats are fluffy angels.
darkheadlights 4
The cat was probably just all hyped up from your brother playing with it, so when you picked it up it reacted like it was still your brother holding it.
kuhrazaychild 0
meow.
paperfox_fml 0
You didn't deserve that. But maybe next time instead of telling him that he can't go near it because it doesn't like him, teach him how to handle it properly.
Rodjmeister 0
Contrary to popular belief cats are pretty rough-and-tumble animals. when my two cats were kittens they'd look like they were about to kill each other, and regularly fall down stairs, off tables, and do all manner of other things while playing. One time they actually chased each other out a second story window, landed somewhat dazed, but then quickly realized they were just outside and continued playing in the yard. so, unless your brother was doing something like that youtube cat torture video (which I doubt seeing as he's five) just let him play.
cefarix 5
Today, I was pwning a human child in a game of meow-and-scratch. Then the child's brother comes and yanks me away. He ruined my perfect streak. FML