Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML
Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML
Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" in a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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UsaTrackstar 0
Meow mix.... meatballs edition
malik_s 0
@ craylo you spent 5 minutes reading reading 2 sentences ? ಠ_ಠ
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Comments (127)
killarz 0
my cat won't do that
FerrariCake 2
Sorry OP... that IS funny. Unfortunately, you now have to think of something even funnier to get him back. That will be extremely difficult, but make sure you get video of whatever you do.
dontgiveacrap 0
So you're sitting around naked, with your scrotum hanging down so the cat can attack them? That's just plain odd.
poopshreds 10
and then...? the cat decides not to even bother? some how shreds through your pants? because the cat wouldn't do any damage unless you weren't wearing pants worst fml just for that ydi even though i don't even know what the cat ended up doing
shamRawer 0
u have a cool bro
fatlip1828 0
Reapeat
fallnangel7 0
lame! I have seen this one so many times on here!
doof_fisch 2
Sorry, pal. The laser shining on your nuts probably made you sterile.
Paradotical 0
um why were u watching your brother play with a cat with your junk hanging out thats what im getting from this
sarcdude 3
I feel absolutely terrible for laughing at this. Pain is hilarious.