Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Well, only one option left. Go smack him around until you get your money back.
kingkobrastrikes 13
you have to remember, OP, that you cannot trust little siblings even if you pay them. They get the money and get you in trouble. It's a win-win for the little bugger's. Sorry, but YDI.
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Comments (142)
captainsmegma 12
Next time save $30 and invite him for a three-some..
_Bair_K_ 11
Or..or don't..
GrimReefer66 29
That sucks, I guess he needed the attention or maybe it was something else..
RobinGoodfellow 47
a) Locks are amazing. Some people don't have them. You, however, have (had) money with which to purchase one. b) Children aren't trustworthy people. I don't know how old this one was, but their brains say they should tell everyone everything. I was like this as a child. My sister was like this. My twin brother was like this. It's the way of the world. Sorry, OP, but odds are you could have avoided at least half of this scenario.
nmcevoy 12
Moral of the story your brother is an ass
cathrope 10
Little brothers are the biggest squealers, right next to little sisters.
GunSlinger69 19
I hate people who cant keep their mouth shut, especially after you even payed them.
thejonac 21
i mean you really should've locked the door
greencurtains74 11
Uhm you should wait until your old enough to have your own place...poor baby bro
Vivi99 12
That's why you always lock the door.
ICryWhenIPee 20
Next time don't have sex while other people are in the house, you risk getting caught and trust me, no one wants to hear it.