Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML
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Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Well, only one option left. Go smack him around until you get your money back.
kingkobrastrikes 13
you have to remember, OP, that you cannot trust little siblings even if you pay them. They get the money and get you in trouble. It's a win-win for the little bugger's. Sorry, but YDI.
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Comments (142)
MrCareless 17
Satans spawn
salamancer 11
Time to go get your money back and figure out a plan regarding your parents!
MrSassypants 34
Bribe him $50 dollars for the $30 dollars back.
NobodyGay 16
Then he'll take the money before you get the original money back and he'll turn $30 into $80.
poppunkette 22
Remember snitches get stitches! Jks jks I'd either get the money back or blackmail him some how
nakagi 4
I don't get why your comment has eight dislikes
feven 32
In all honesty I don't even know what would happen to me if I told on my older brothers like that.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Your brother just played you, i bet someone feels silly now
Yakostovian 18
The brother played the OP poorly. Yeah, he might be up $30 for now, but it won't be that long before the OP gets his money back. A smart little brother would have continued the blackmail payments and not sold out OP in 15 minutes, ruining a possibility of future returns, and likely losing his initial investment as well as his startup capital.
EvilLittleMan 23
Well that little Dick. No pun intended, well hopefully not for you OP.
fantasyworld 39
Why didn't you lock the door or at least wait until no one was home?
PenguinBitch 44
At the end of the day, you still got laid.
mikepzz 27
Your brother is the douchiest kind of douche out there