Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML
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Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Well, only one option left. Go smack him around until you get your money back.
kingkobrastrikes 13
you have to remember, OP, that you cannot trust little siblings even if you pay them. They get the money and get you in trouble. It's a win-win for the little bugger's. Sorry, but YDI.
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Comments (142)
horneyhic 15
The chance of bieng walked in on makes it hotter
False_Stupidity 42
Or even parents.
shinikageWolf 15
Never said how long he's be quite about it.
inz002 6
Atleast he let You finish :D
Lily_Rain77 25
if I was your mother I'd make him pay you back.
gloriousarea 8
OP if you're young enough to where this is a big deal maybe you shouldn't be having sex when there's people home.
killer0689 20
whatever is the case you should have locked the door when getting intimate with your partner. be happy he didn't say that he also wants some pleasure. just saying :p
southerngalslove 15
Simply put, if you have to be concerned about people walking in, you're probably not old enough. I mean, I know not all doors lock, but if you're old enough to be having sex, you should be responsible enough to do it somewhere private.
Axel5238 29
Agreed, same people that complain about getting busted for drinking underage. If you are gonna attempt it you gotta be smart enough to understand the possible consequences. If someone is that concerned with being found out either be smarter or just don't do it if you can't accept what'll happen if you get caught.
Mooglefox 24
Never trust a younger brother.
TheInquisitor 3
Or even a penis and/or ******