Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML
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Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Well, only one option left. Go smack him around until you get your money back.
kingkobrastrikes 13
you have to remember, OP, that you cannot trust little siblings even if you pay them. They get the money and get you in trouble. It's a win-win for the little bugger's. Sorry, but YDI.
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Comments (142)
mr_supah 6
What does OP mean (I'm a new user)
tbro47 23
Original poster I believe.
134257 19
Yes, OP means original poster. You should find a lot of websites like to use that abbreviation.
False_Stupidity 42
Spoil sport #36 & #39! We're supposed to tell them some alternate meanings first! It really means either Optimus Prime, Orangutang Penis, Orbital Platform or Orange Panda... Take your pick. :)
abc2601 20
You deserve your money back, op
mld4657 28
ydi for one having sex where you could be walked in on and two for trying to pay him off.
goaltenderdg 1
What will your parents do when you tell them he stole $30 from you?
anabanana101 15
Gotta love siblings
johnthejolly 10
Savage!
BBlah 26
I swear that's your comment on every FML haha At least the ones that I see :P
illusong 16
I understand that once couples get intimate and all heated up it's a turn off so say "wait babe let us stop and close the door" but dude if u know someone is home lock your doors
StickyPickles 33
Damn your blood that did that to you. Cold shit brother
Tyrez 32
Do it when no one is home geeze. No one wants to hear other people doing it
katttt21 20
Do people not know how to lock doors? Lol