Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Well, only one option left. Go smack him around until you get your money back.
kingkobrastrikes 13
you have to remember, OP, that you cannot trust little siblings even if you pay them. They get the money and get you in trouble. It's a win-win for the little bugger's. Sorry, but YDI.
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Comments (142)
sullivankeara 25
Go get your money back.
lvg_fml 10
He'll need you someday don't worry. Plus your parents probably wouldn't be too happy with him for bribing you either
londoner86 13
Guess you mean blackmailing. OP was doing the bribing.
ndnpride88 25
Oh well one your brother is a future con artist two atleast you don't have to hide anymore
tbro47 23
What you should do is set up a camera or something so that you catch him doing something he's not supposed to then tell him if he doesn't give you your 30 bucks back you'll show it to your parents then after you get your money back rat him out. He gets a life lesson and you get your money back.
MysteryGuitarMan 32
Dont ever pay children to keep theire mouth shut because they will always talk :)
xluciferx666 21
Take a baseball bat to his knees mafia style
roxzanne22 20
That's what I was thinking! Especially when you know your younger siblings are around!
saffy66 34
Yep. I could have predicted that outcome. Back in 1979 I paid my OLDER brother ten cents not to tel my mother I was talking to a boy after school. He took the cash, bought some treats (like I said, 1979 - ten cents bought a lot in those days) and went straight home to give me up. I did get my revenge on the little mummy's boy though. He once told her she could live with him when she's old. As much as he hopes she forgets, I keep reminding her. OP, your chance will come.
MiJiT 1
If that happened to me I would kick him in the nuts and take my money back.
justinccp 8
Idk about you op but when I'm in your situation I don't care who knows lol - she's your girlfriend, that's what you guys'll do. Unless your so young that having your parents know is a real problem
kalbrek009 20
That is why OP is posting the FML...he's too young (& obviously dumb) to be having sex in his parents house & couldn't just "man up" enough to let his mamma & daddy know he was playing doctor with somebody because they'd probably beat him senseless & then tell her parents (at which point her parents would put a restraining order against him & most likely file charges for statutory rape...kids these days...just understand the risks or simply don't care...(just for the record, I was going to press charges against my daughter's boyfriend 5 years ago (when she was 15 & he 16) but my wife didn't want me to "ruin his life"...I feel I should have done it anyways..or at the very least threatened to do so because he later broke her heart by cheating on her with a 14 year old & his rich parents were mad at my daughter for breaking up with their son & supposedly breaking his heart by doing so....again, kids....