Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, the nerves for my finals got so bad that I started stress-cleaning in my dream. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I had a "nightmare" where I found out I had more homework than I originally realized, and spent the entire dream doing homework. There is no escape. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
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Top comments
lobsta 9
That's pretty bad, bud.
sweetest_jenn 18
Lucid slacker!
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Comments (90)
worldclassrager 41
It's a dream...it's not actually cleaning...
Adam5858 17
At least you are very imaginative.
Faded315 6
lmao wow dude
imbatmanfir 15
That's pretty funny though
mkayden 23
I'm kind of jealous OP, I wish I could lucid dream!
Agtthepw 21
Yes and next time, instead of waking up, OP can just makes someone else clean the mess in his dream.
Siettadulce 21
I've never been able to wake myself up from a dream, that's an awesome skill OP!
91hayek 31
Would be especially useful in nightmares.
ill_Will95 9
Ive been able to tell mysself "Hey dummy its a dream. Wakeup you idiot."
PenguinBitch 44
Next time snap your fingers like Mary Poppins and you won't have a mess no more. :)
Soundslikeothers 15
That's like when I have a dream when I'm about to exercise. I like well time to wake up and go lye down on the couch
emily4040 18
Lie*