Anonymous
Newville, United States
Today, the nerves for my finals got so bad that I started stress-cleaning in my dream. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Franklin Park, United States
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
annaT00many
Stressed out
Today, I'm almost 30 weeks pregnant. I have to go in weekly for stress tests. Last night, I had a very stressful dream about leaving my 4-year-old at home alone, which stressed me out. FML
Anonymous
It never ends
Today, I had a "nightmare" where I found out I had more homework than I originally realized, and spent the entire dream doing homework. There is no escape. FML
M_Kclift1994
United States
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Tense
Today, you might know that anxiety before an extremely important exam: sweating, shaking, heart palpitations, tension headache… That’s how I felt this morning when I got into my car… to pick up a free mattress I scored on the internet. Guess my adrenal glands were bored and decided to have a party. FML
jjkk
Good night, sleep tight
Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Anonymous
Somerton, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Sometimes, the fears are correct
Today, after stressing all week about important phone calls, they all went as horrible as possible. My anxiety was right all along. FML
Anonymous
Fontana, United States
Sleepless
Today, I have a huge test coming up for my licensing boards and if I don’t pass, I can’t work. I’ve been so stressed that I’ve hardly eaten or gotten more than a few hours sleep in the last couple of days. Without sleep, I can’t study. Without studying, I can’t pass. I’m literally worrying myself sick. FML
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Anubis94 24
At least your dreams are clean! Now only if you could study in your dreams and somehow retain it..
MrConfusion 21
That could be a good thing! I hear many of your problems in your conscious are solved in your subconscious. You'll probably do better on your finals now!
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HerWrongHole247 18
I hope it was some booty
MrConfusion 21
That doesn't even make sense.
MrConfusion 21
That could be a good thing! I hear many of your problems in your conscious are solved in your subconscious. You'll probably do better on your finals now!
HerWrongHole247 18
Link pls.
Anubis94 24
At least your dreams are clean! Now only if you could study in your dreams and somehow retain it..
kk21days 14
I've actually done that before. Dx
1010110100101101 18
You seem fairly organized
c0ffeeb3an 15
Stress cleaning. In my days we called it procrastination, but okay.
Kitouran 30
Yeah, even in a dream OP should be studying! How dare they put that off by sleeping?!
photogirlinlove 16
Try stuDYING like I do-through osmosis. Just sleep on top of your textbooks!
lpfire61 14
Monica Geller? Is that you?
kelciimackk 24
At least you're sleeping.. Haha, good luck with finals, OP!
TCKM416 15
I remember when my boyfriend started throwing out euphamism that we had made up in front of my mom, I nearly killed him
TCKM416 15
Accidentally commented on the wrong fml and couldn't figure out how to delete this
Tripartita 45
Plot twist: the OP is enrolled in a home economics course.