Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, the nerves for my finals got so bad that I started stress-cleaning in my dream. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I had a "nightmare" where I found out I had more homework than I originally realized, and spent the entire dream doing homework. There is no escape. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
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Top comments
lobsta 9
That's pretty bad, bud.
sweetest_jenn 18
Lucid slacker!
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Comments (90)
raffcity 7
Murica'
Respect101 17
I have mixed feelings for living in America, I love it, because Americans are spoiled compared to other countries, but then it sucks, because people go around and do nothing and become overweight causing us to be the fattest country... The overweight people I'm talking about are the ones that can control it and don't actually have obesity running in their blood.
BootheGhost 6
People say 1 word and then there's a shitstorm...
fullalove 23
If you have a problem with America, move, simple as that.
MrsWinchester 22
I know the feeling, sounds exactly like me xD but it's awesome to be able to wake yourself up from a dream! :)
Sniper_Chick4110 20
I think we might be related Op. :)
mclovin22897 15
lucid dreaming is pretty fun though.
nikitol 8
my life literally
randome101 12
After that you went back to sleep because you were too tired. :)
lil_ham1644 29
I've done that. I dreamed I was at work (cashier) & I got a difficult customer & I just made myself wake up so I didn't have to deal with her
mangoboy1 19
Maybe it's time to do something about that...
TwinkleToes7 15
I don't get how this is an FML..
DigitalDoctor 2
After the first snooze my subconscious takes over. So what I dream looks real to me and I think I already started the day.