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Mr Pickering, Canada 39 years-old

ineedalifekay 24 May 2009, 06:43 Canada

Desperate

Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "Who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML

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ilikecake 29 May 2009, 11:12 United Arab Emirates

We are not amused

Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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