Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML
Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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palahniukpaul 6
Sleep picking?
sunnyt 5
Having dreams about the Olympics? 'Digging' for the gold? >:)
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kaykay2234849 6
Can you report your own husband to Facebook?
BabyGirlJr1 11
Well..... atleast you'll know who your real friends are:)
Hiphuray4peas 27
hopefully the sleep-picking is not followed by sleep eating!