Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML
Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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palahniukpaul 6
Sleep picking?
sunnyt 5
Having dreams about the Olympics? 'Digging' for the gold? >:)
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Comments (89)
SammieDarling 6
Oh sure baby go ahead... Post that video, I dare you, and then why don't you just "Go To Sleep..." ( insert best Eddie Murphy delirious voice here)
Ajwc101 24
At least he isn't tweeting it.
smydiwannafthata 5
Facebook? Why? Should be youtube.
stickytack 7
You'd get so many likes.
chad7472 3
Next time, I say fake sleeping then flick the boogies at him!
hateevryone 15
Don't let him post it.
KiddNYC1O 22
It's crazy how Facebook dictates some people's lives...
outoftown 27
Sure, let him post it. That way, he'll be known as the husband of... and he'll never hear the end of it.
worldclassrager 41
looks like you may have to hack his Facebook or delete the video...that might be better than what some people do while sleepwalking...
TheOldWitch 6
He's a keeper :)