Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML
Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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palahniukpaul 6
Sleep picking?
sunnyt 5
Having dreams about the Olympics? 'Digging' for the gold? >:)
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Comments (89)
DocBastard 40
Even if he posts it, snot the end of the world. It might boog you for a while, but you'll get over it.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You picked a winner.
titzenpitzer 9
don't be so picky
sergentkyle 12
...Really?
metalmods94 8
Well Facebook is starting to become like MySpace anyway so..
LuckyLynx7732 5
By him saying "I want to post it on facebook" what he really means is "I posted it on facebook about three hours ago".
Brutal_Bunny 9
Offer to start picking your nose in your waking hours, special for him, if it entertains him so much.
wowthatissad 9
Why would he do that to you? Husbands are supposed to be supportive not embarrass you
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
And when they become fathers, they'll do both.
Cryptic17_fml 4
Ok I like most of your comments but you are judging other men on fatherhood and you are 14
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
56- I'm aware of my age, thank you. And I'm not making generalizations. It was a joke. I'm going off of my own experiences.
perdix 31
The fact that he's even considering posting such a video just shows you how ****** up our society is. Back in the good ol' days, he'd post it immediately!
RedPillSucks 33
OP, revenge is a dish best used to smack him upside the head.
lovepandorasaver 11
That really blows OP. Don't be too picky though who nose if he will go through with it.