Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML
Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
palahniukpaul 6
Sleep picking?
sunnyt 5
Having dreams about the Olympics? 'Digging' for the gold? >:)
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Comments (89)
mskimbelinapham 5
I'd kick his ass!
NOOBSQUAD 0
Yeah... But then that would be domestic violence.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Plus, his ass has nothing to do with this! Just cause OP's man is jerk doesn't mean you have to hurt his pet donkey!
birdfreak 24
Maybe you'll get a lot of likes? :)
missmurderx 8
No one actually cares about likes...
rsunshine2020 13
Everybody cares about likes.
olpally 33
Depends on the person really and the types of friends you have, but I don't care about "likes" really... There are just some people that love the attention however and I hate those kind of people(attention ******) on Facebook. You both are right in your own ways numbers 62 and 63.
gabrayal 10
What's his face book name? I wanna see the video.
mikeofthunder 13
Lol 20 - BEST COMMENT
sergentkyle 12
How the hell is that the "BEST COMMENT" You sir, are an idiot.
greenie213 23
Ever heard of opinions? You sir, are the idiot.
tony1891 22
as long as you don't have one of those booger walls.
lucianaamelia 21
Ops husband has a weird sense of humour and a lack of privacy! I'd dress him in like woman's underwear and say he's a transvestite in his sleep:D
AnagenisisZagus 13
I don't know about you, but were someone to try slipping panties on me while I was asleep...my response would be along the lines of swinging first and asking questions later.
RedPillSucks 33
I hope you were ok with slipping them off, cause last night was great.
kimmi41509 10
I can see my boyfriend doing and saying something like that. Get some blackmail on him if you haven't already, and call it a truce.
sergentkyle 12
Or just break-up?
ashlieelizabeth 6
Get even! ;)
DobGriffen 8
Let him post it, it's probably more cute in a weird childish way than incredibly embarrassing.
KiiwiiRox 6
Problems always get started because of Facebook lol Ask him kindly to please not post it And if he doesn't accept your feelings, Revenge is definitely an option here ;)
reject214 10
Don't get mad - get odd - I mean even!!!