Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML
Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Brains= SEXY. :)
karleigh 0
So he dated you not thinking you were attractive?
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jSOPURE 3
Brains= SEXY. :)
karleigh 0
So he dated you not thinking you were attractive?
ryanebk 7
Most med students I know are fat and or ugly. He has a point. Also they don't care after their bodies
ShadowlessSpear 21
Or smart?
WrathDeus 0
I'll date you instead! haha getting into Med school is definitely sexy.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Until you have to spend an hour sanitizing before sexy time.
ohboyscott 0
That guy is an idiot. Forget him. Good luck in school!
Fozzitude 0
Well he's just an asshole that will never be happy
shamniz 0
Good luck in school! remember jerk always jerk :)
CrimsonKnight 0
I'm almost done my first year of med school. Trust me you want to be single. Hot, smart going-to-be doctors. Best year of my life.
KenMcGormick 0
whoa... seems like a lot of med. students have FMLs... lucky that im not a med student
RyeBreadBoy 0
Agree with #7. You're going to med school = plenty of hot future doctors. My gf and I are in medical school together and it's awesome. And why does everyone think it's attractive to be like "oh you got into medical school, I'll date you!"? Just what I want, someone who wants to date me because of my career (and future income?).
AgentProvocateur 0
Agree with #7. His loss. You are far too good for him and will be much better off without him. Congrats on getting into med school!