Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, I realized my marriage is over. I was in labor with our first child and my husband acted like being there with me in the hospital was a chore. However, he saw a young nurse and his mood did a 180. He left soon before I gave birth because he “got hungry.” All of this and he STILL has no clue why I’m upset with him. FML
Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
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prettyinpink03 11
Congratulations on the baby!
guitarh4 7
Tell him he needs to rethink his view on what marriage is really about.
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Comments (99)
onorexveritas 24
what an arrogant bastard. let him sulk
mosquito19 14
men don't give a shit about anniversaries.
infamous56 0
Your not even supposed to have sex for 6 weeks after birth so he's just a douche and immature
lthib 3
I think it is sickening all of the MEN on here suggesting you give your husband a HJ or BJ. They have no idea what it is like to push something over 8lbs out of your body... what that DOES to your body. HOW TIRED YOU ARE... Not only due to GIVING birth but to having A BRAND NEW BABY. I know exactly how you feel. Two weeks PP?! The LAST thing on your mind is your husbands DICK. Why does he deserve a BJ or HJ? I mean HONESTLY guys, why? You feel he has earned it? I'm sorry but if your husband was mine, I would be so pissed off. Any 'mature' man wouldn't even bother asking for anything sexual after childbirth- they would wait until their significant other brings it up knowing what she has gone through. PS: Congrats on the new baby
MrSuave 6
Maybe because it has been a few weeks since anything happened between them and he misses not just the pleasurable sensations of sex, but also the intimacy and close contact that it provides a couple. Maybe he was not sulking, as one of the previous commenters stated? Maybe it was her misjudged perception of his mood. And besides that, why is he automatically the bad guy? Just because he wants to be intimate and happens to have a penis, does not make him an ass. (Also, a lot of the commenters saying that she should blow him or tug him off are women. Stop being a sexist whiner)
Kaguya99 20
You're not even allowed to have sex yet anyway...and I'm sure he is able to sleep through your baby's crying at night too...I know my husband does...
nikkinurse 10
Seriously, who wrote YDI- you're husband was being super insensitive- try suggesting that after he shoots a watermelon out of something the size if a lemon and still wants sex that you'll consider it
nancyschmancy 9
You know what is funny? She may have had a bj all planned for him after a romantic dinner, but the whiny little ****** blew it!
splee123 2
Lol, most men are shit anyway. Good thing I'm bi; I can get pregnant by a man and then go be with a woman who can show the same love, care, and devotion that I can give to her. FYL op. SUPER FYL!
gotyabitch 1
What is wrong with women? If the man forgot flowers or cards then the woman would be all upset. Men need sex. Sex DOES NOT have to be intercourse. Lern to use your mouth, hand (astroglide), let him ********** while talking about a crazy time you two had sex etc... wake the **** up women. You don't want your man to stray then spend a minute making him happy. It only takes ONE freaking minute.
juhlman 1
So doc said no go what about your dentist
MsSoulReaper 27
You do know you're a very narrow minded person after skipping all the previous comments?