Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise my husband by bringing home a case of beer and renting us a porno. He decided to surprise me by telling me he was leaving me for his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
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tre tre 5
call the cops if she isn't legal
DraftHail614 17
I will never understand why people are unfaithful. It's like relationships are a joke nowadays.
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DraftHail614 17
I will never understand why people are unfaithful. It's like relationships are a joke nowadays.
weaboo 12
I watched a show called exposed (or at least that’s what I think it was called) and they said that it’s a gene that humans and other creatures have that determines it. Also some people can’t be satisfied with doing the same person all the time
ThatGuy9679 13
This isn't a "nowadays" problem it's a shitty person problem which has always existed
LadyCristal 11
If you can't "do the same person every time", just don't engage in a serious relationship, let alone get married. Why for?
EmDizzle2007 28
some people don't want to be alone, so they take what they can get at the moment.
HelloImCupcake 6
in all reatity monogamy is a joke people get hurt by it because us as humans are simply animalistic beings we **** what we want and thats the way it should be.
tre tre 5
call the cops if she isn't legal
chosha_fml 27
He can’t pay child support from prison.
Jerry Leberer 12
I'd leave his ass in a heartbeat
real life problems 26
Age is just a number, kind of like a prison cell is just a room.
RichardPencil 32
Was this the anniversary where the Hall Pass is the traditional gift?
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
did you get his pedophilie ass arrested
ThrottleJockey 36
Pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent children, not teens.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
then beat the shit out of him for sleeping with a teenager point being HE DONE ****** UP also what would YOU call a full grown male who sleeps with someone just under age
zhawk316 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What did you do to make him act out like that?
wysegirl 24
Seriously that is where your mind went? A sick bastard does it on their own. He didn't even have the audacity to leave his wife before cheating and it was with a minor..
blightsight 10
You don't know if it was a minor.
RichardPencil 32
Haha, you went there. I didn’t! The girl could have been 18 or 19, and an adult. Also, age of consent laws vary so it’s not clear whether it was a crime or merely yucky.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
how much bath salts did you smoke before thinking this comment was okay
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
Burle 17
I work away from home for two weeks at a time, I remember when I first started this job one of my coworkers said to me "you know how to have a successful marriage in this line of work? Always tell your SO when you're coming home" It was a joke if you weren't sure Anyways, I feel for you OP
Nik 12
was the teenager a boy or girl? look at it from the bright sife; you'll get the house.