Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, I realized my marriage is over. I was in labor with our first child and my husband acted like being there with me in the hospital was a chore. However, he saw a young nurse and his mood did a 180. He left soon before I gave birth because he “got hungry.” All of this and he STILL has no clue why I’m upset with him. FML
Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
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prettyinpink03 11
Congratulations on the baby!
guitarh4 7
Tell him he needs to rethink his view on what marriage is really about.
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twiztedone 19
Congrats on the new addition but I could've at least jerked him off.
Shrike 24
Well yeah, you could have, but I doubt OP would've appreciated that.
katie887 2
Husbands!!!! And then they call u unreasonable.
shawnagreenbean1 9
Awww congratulations, OP. On the baby, not on the inconsiderate husband..
criminallyinked 2
Congrats on the new baby but sorry that hubby probably never listened to the doctor. Ask him if he'd still want sex after pushing a watermelon through an opening the size of a lemon.
SApprentice 34
The same thing happened with my parents. My dad was apparently pretty demanding for sex directly after the first two children, then Mom started bleeding and didn't stop for two years. She got pregnant again, and it stopped, but as soon she gave birth it started again. She'd have to go to the hospital for blood loss sometimes, but he still demanded sex a lot. Then they did a hysterectomy and discovered that she had endometriosis. She hemorrhaged and almost died, then again an hour later after the wounds were closed. My mom's doctor was her friend, a little lady about five foot, and she marched out and pushed my dad against the wall, and she told him that if he tried to make my mother have sex with him within the next six months, it would be murder. I guess he finally listened. I wish so many people in the world weren't like your husband, OP. Husbands should be loving and patient, not act like that.
skyeyez9 25
Seems like alot of husbands are incredibly selfish when it comes to sex.
saksxalmo 20
Just curious, does sex after birth actually cause endometriosis? I did a quick Google search and didn't see it as one of the causes.
Alaysiathegeek 11
To my knowledge the cause of it is unknown but demanding sex will increase her pain to an incredible degree as well as lead to other complications.
afairshake 8
No it doesn't cause endometriosis
TalkCrazy47 7
Actually, after a quick google search, it might actually be possible for sex to cause endometriosis. It is typically caused by endometrial cells that travel backwards through the fallopian tubes during a woman's period into the pelvis, where they implant and grow. In theory, sex could cause this, but no one knows what causes the condition so it might not cause it
silencebabyy 23
that's inconsiderate of him he should know theres a healing period and an amount of time you need to want to have sex again..congratz on the birth of your baby
skyeyez9 25
After a birth, your ****** feels like ground up hamburger. A man has to be incredibly ******* selfish to expect sex when she hasn't recovered. If he keeps demanding sex, offer to shove a bottle brush wrapped in steel wool up his pooper. Because that is the equivalent of the pain and feeling of having a penis in an extremely sore ******.
rubyliu8420 7
U could at least give him a ********.
kitkattgirl 2
Yeah...time to educate the guy on how birthing works. That was an a-hole move to even suggest that. Even if he was ignorant about the healing process, if you explained that to him, he should have stopped the sulking there. But this is only one side of the story. OP could have been exaggerating by what "sulking" means. He could have been discouraged as they couldn't have anniversary sex and that was taken out of context. The odds that a mature man, a father, could be that stupid and childish are probably slim. It could have just been OP's emotions were out of whack and everything is blown up more than should be.
skyeyez9 25
This woman (op) is married to her husband and knows him enough to realize when he is sulking. Also there are more selfish and immature husbands (and wives) out there than you think. Reading enough of these fmls about ignorant spouses doesnt help either.
EpicBlondie89 19
Unfortunately, being a father had nothing to do with maturity. My own father acts like a selfish ass still too, as do a lot of fathers i know.
tricias73 3
While I sympathize with your situation there are other ways to please a man. Oral sex could have been a nice compromise on your special day.