Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, I realized my marriage is over. I was in labor with our first child and my husband acted like being there with me in the hospital was a chore. However, he saw a young nurse and his mood did a 180. He left soon before I gave birth because he “got hungry.” All of this and he STILL has no clue why I’m upset with him. FML
Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
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Top comments
prettyinpink03 11
Congratulations on the baby!
guitarh4 7
Tell him he needs to rethink his view on what marriage is really about.
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Comments (99)
dunicha 20
Sometimes I think my husband is an asshole. Then I read something like this and realize I actually have it pretty good.
Tawnkat 13
What a bastard.
fantasyworld 39
You have to wait six weeks anyways.
Brightblue2 14
Let's see him go through nine months worth of pain and morning sickness etc. AND give birth then see how he feels about sex two weeks after. He's the one that got you pregnant anyway! He's a child if he is sulking on your anniversary because of not getting sex.
SaniK 17
Just give em a reach around it's not all that hard win win
lonewolf91 2
could have tried anal
HelloImCupcake 6
ever heard of a bj?
ic2drops 10
I mean anal maybe? 🤔