zzdug
United States
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
littlespoon
United States
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Sorry kitty
United States
That's the power of love
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Anonymous
United States
'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Anonymous
Christchurch, New Zealand
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Anonymous
Pittsford, United States
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Slippery!
United States
You were framed
Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML
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justanotherbird 19
Win for Mr. Sprinkles!
shortie_sauce 0
YDI for trying to put him in the freezer, dwight
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justanotherbird 19
Win for Mr. Sprinkles!
mattf013 0
Mr. sprinkles? isn't that the name of angela's cat from the office
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Yeah, which really is messed up. Dwight Froze Mr. Sprinkles 2 Years ago, Which can only mean 1 thing ... That Cat is a Zombie! OP you are now one of the infected, ... Join Us! We have Cookies!
jazziloveberryy 3
how cute? X-D
Lordlucian 0
YDI for naming him Sprinkles
fylreally 0
You don't know it's OP's cat asshole.
npk88 0
YDI for copying this from that episode of the office. Which "coincidentally" was on last night
toxic10uhc 0
epic win.
BlueJeans2626 0
cat win!
michael32123 0
evil kittens named after delightful toppings > OP
coffeeicecream 0
OMG I'm totally stealing that cat name!!!! amazing!!! wonderful!!! MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!!
dustintico 0
also, mauled means slashed open... I don't think you would be in a state to post this...
Fuzzygraywolf 0
that sucks,but remember that the three headed dog in Harry potter was named fluffy.
NatandAlexrhot 6
mr.sprinkles wins epically.
cenax27 0
mr sprinkles should be introduced to my hunting rifle in the middle of the woods where no one could hear a gun shot
nando92 0
could be worse...
DonkeyDelight 0
Dw i'n ddim yn hoffi cathod! I seem to have grown a habit of commenting in Welsh...
DonkeyDelight 0
Oh well, least you didn't get mauled by a tiger named "skin eater".
F_ur_life_douche 0
Mr. Sprinkles, sprinkle some whoop ass on this foo!
oNikkio 0
WORSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0xknsduP-c I hate cats.
griffener 0
I hate you for hating cats you ugly hater (I made a funny there) Mr. Sprinkles huh? that's embarassing...
scarletdragonfly 5
88, you fail, cat hater. You fail because you hate cats, and we will find you. Mr. Sprinkles will find you...
JESUSlives4MUSIC 0
agree with
BrownSugar_fml 5
Today, I don't really care.
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Um so y'd u comment then? :000
skeleton_skinner 0
Cats are evil
MooTaters 0
Punt it?
shortie_sauce 0
YDI for trying to put him in the freezer, dwight
smitty809 0
Nice.
heykelsey 0
win
midgetsmustdie 0
you shouldn't of been a pussy.
KennyMcCrmick322 0
A pussy attacked by a pussy
Endymion_fml 0
You forgot to say WHY you were mauled so it's impossible for us to tell whether or not you deserved it.
Ashle1gh 14
You clearly tried to bone him, which is why the cat mauled you. Even the cat knew that *********** wasn't right.
MagicalPegicorn 0
agreed, ydi!
jonny2x4 0
That's Interspecies Erotica. Get it right.
Ashle1gh 14
*********** Correct me if I'm wrong, since you clearly have no problem with that, but I'm fairly certain that interspecies erotica and ********** are the same thing. Amidoingitrite?
Bennjie 0
do you mean ***********? xD
Ashle1gh 14
I decided to look it up, since ********** sounds correct to me. bes⋅ti⋅al⋅i⋅ty –noun, plural -ties. 1. brutish or beastly character or behavior; beastliness. 2. indulgence in beastlike appetites, instincts, impulses, etc. 3. an instance of bestial character or behavior. 4. sexual relations between a person and an animal; sodomy. - Dictionary.com