Today, I came home from work early only to find my naked roommate in the living room with his ass in the air. Apparently, he was doing an experiment to see if you can launch a ball of tissue paper into the air by placing it on your bare anus and farting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML
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alycion 39
Did it work? If not, tell him to try less paper and ball it up looser. Bet he’s a blast at parties.
manb91uk 22
This boy is a pioneer in pushing the boundaries of human capabilities and is to be respected, damn it! I bet if he filmed it, he could become an Efukt star!! 😂
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alycion 39
Did it work? If not, tell him to try less paper and ball it up looser. Bet he’s a blast at parties.
manb91uk 22
Mhm... A blast, a hoot, a real breath of fresh air... The life and hole of the party
manb91uk 22
This boy is a pioneer in pushing the boundaries of human capabilities and is to be respected, damn it! I bet if he filmed it, he could become an Efukt star!! 😂
RichardPencil 32
What an asshole!
Takegami 22
My sides could split
Phil 14
And you bought that story? The dude was rubbing one off, and you walked in. Either that or he was trying to suck his own dick, and you walked in.
Nic1330 5
this guy has the real answer ☝️
wmayrhofer 18
So that's where all the beans went. 😂
sc3ptical 30
We really need a follow up with the results of the experiment. But yes, I agree, perhaps he should have been doing it in the bedroom. That's what I would have done.
Steph Hopkins 3
So, how did he do?
BEEEEES 15
Did it work?
Sonotsuave 37
Wth and that shit can’t be accomplished idk in the bathroom if he wants to be gross and weird?