Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Thin walls
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
My little boy
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Denial
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Single life
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
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12596 0
this looks like Justin biebers future FML
stealthkitten 3
haha family fail
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Comments (91)
ekdfml 20
haha that sucks! 1st
stealthkitten 3
haha family fail
TexanDanny 2
LOL
novair 5
well when you jerk it in the family room it does become an issue. trust me I know. oh wait......
belouie 2
must have been pretty secret then haha
EvilDoll 7
good to see you're becoming a woman!
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Or man, I suppose? I know a guy who I can picture this happening to... he's my age, 17 yet he's the same size and build as my 8 year old brother... and his voice is about the same too. So to the OP I say... TAKE SOME GODDAMN TESTOSTERONE (sp?) PILLS YA BITCH! Just kidding. But really.
Ryanfmlfiend 0
hahaha lack of puberty issues
hahaalolz 0
9 Ur related to Justin bieber?
thesunsetglow_fml 8
52 - Aiish I said my brother was 8 -__- But I KNOW a guy as I described. Reading won't kill ya you know.
12596 0
this looks like Justin biebers future FML
knoll4007 3
hahaha total win^^
zombieglamour_fml 0
agreed. god I hate Justin beiber lol
crazykid300 6
No justin biebers will b wen he 30
meganannee 0
haha that sucks for you! Move out!
Rhianikki 0
Your family needs a hobby...
HSOMGF 5
You need a new family.
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, you're 21. Don't ya think it's time to start wearing deodorant?
77taylah33 0
It couldn't just be smell it could be being bitchy anything
KiaMaster 0
are u not a woman yet?
smokeymcpottt 3
You must be Asian.
Chinnithy 0
I'm 31.
sonusingh 0
lol
RedPillSucks 33
I reached for it, but her parents kicked my ass.