Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
I could name plenty of reasons he's the bad guy.
Eliiara 11
Addiction (I would assume) can unfortunately do that. It's a terrible thing to have to deal with for everyone involved.
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Comments (103)
AuTiAlloy 8
Discretly move out and leave him there with months of rent debt. The prospect of becoming homeless should be a good wake up call.
Sora_McKain 36
Not at all. I can guarantee that, in his mind, it would still be OPs fault he is homeless. That's how my father is too, when I was young (and still living with my parents) we were homeless for a while because he constantly stole money from anyone in the house to feed his addiction. In his mind, it was my mothers fault because she "didn't know how to manage her money or finances".
Witchylady 18
Get rid of him now. He will drag you down with him
exoticwaved 9
Wives like you need a boyfriend on the side.
havahnegila 22
When I was a kid my grandpa used to find my grandma's cash stash every few months that she would hide for rent. We would always get scared. She would end up turning the house upside down just trying to find money. My grandpa would pawn our stuff too..... The worst one was when he pawned my sisters flute, because she used to play for us and we loved to hear her play. Do yourself a favor.... Separate your finances. Lock your precious jewelry away. If his addiction gets worse, force him to get help. I'm speaking from experience.
Sora_McKain 36
You can't force someone to get help. If they don't think they have a problem then help wouldn't work for them anyway. They would just see it as a waste of time.
Smilesalot421 10
get the **** out of that relationship **** that
LeotheCat 10
I swear that about 1k people just think that everyone deserved it. Like how the hell could this person have deserved it?
ADBurns 22
Time for you to... 1) Prepare for a possible divorce. 2) For him to seek help 3) For you to seek support from friends and family. It's a long road ahead. Good luck OP. My heart goes out to you.
dsrtpnk 8
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't financial problems the number reason for relationship failures? If so, I recommend that everyone maintain their own account and avoid sharing accounts.
strawbsohsix 4
I see quite a lot of these posts lately. People, what is wrong with you? I do not think these things come out of nowhere and your so transforms from a great person to such an asshole over night. My question is, why the hell do you put up with these people? Why do you let your relationship get to this level? Dump em when you are just girlfriend/boyfriend.
Drnknmonkey08 12
This is the time when he really does need you the most. I wouldn't listen to a lot of the people saying leave him. I would start off by reaching out and getting him the help that he needs. Being an alcoholic raises so much chaos, hurt, and everything else negative. I'm not condoning what he did or on his side at all. I have seen this happen a lot. Him saying he wants a divorce could just be the anger of you taking away his booze and they say if an addict is happy with you, you are only supporting the behavior but if an addict is mad and hates you then you are saving their life.