Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
I could name plenty of reasons he's the bad guy.
Eliiara 11
Addiction (I would assume) can unfortunately do that. It's a terrible thing to have to deal with for everyone involved.
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Comments (103)
Onoconah 11
don't blow him for a month or 2 he will change real quick..
Drnknmonkey08 12
with holding sex and giving ultimatums never work well in a relationship. all that is going to do is make things worse and cause even more resentment.
Enzymatically 14
he sounds really stupid, naive and ignorant
Theater_Chef_3 30
I hate to say it but that's an abuse tactic. Abusers have a tendency to blame everything on their target, get out of that marriage ASAP and be careful
AshleighNason 24
This sounds just like my dad.
AggieMike77 12
Kick his ass out and don't look back!
Stripedterror 6
you heard him. give him the divorce. sorry op, I would not put up with that.
christianbb 4
Awwwwwww I'm sorry you married a retard
meatmaeta 21
******* narcissists. They take the cake at ******* up your life. Save yourself before he ***** you up further.
MenAreFromVegas 5
Rehab for him and divorce court for the both of you.
erozpl01 1
Is your husband by any chance Sterling Archer?