Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
I could name plenty of reasons he's the bad guy.
Eliiara 11
Addiction (I would assume) can unfortunately do that. It's a terrible thing to have to deal with for everyone involved.
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Comments (103)
Richard6036 13
You're not alcoholism is a disease and people were manipulated to fit what they need in life I'm truly sorry for you
vikky538 29
Put the reasons in the divorce notice!!
bapbap_fml 15
That divorce doesn't sound like such a bad idea to me.
fastnachter 15
I don't know if it's FYL for him being a douche or YDI for not having better safeguards on your money
gracehi 33
You shouldn't have to safeguard your money from your own husband.
Aspirax 13
If you have to "share" the rent your relationship is already broken.
Emirac 10
I love how everyone has an opinion on someone else's financial status. Have you ever been in a committee relationship and on a budget, #45? Any experience there at all before you judge? My boyfriend and I live together, have for years, and I'm on a much tighter budget than him due to making less money and having school expenses. We have totally separate bank accounts and split the bills, not 50/50, but they are split at a reasonable place based on our incomes because it's easier and doesn't cause any fighting over money. Maybe eventually when we are more financially secure we'll have a joint account. And believe it or not, we're very happy together, our bills get paid, and we don't have to fight over money.
CoffeeGirl2000 7
Do give him something! A divorce and a kick in the balls for being self-inflicted stupid.
ZorroRooster 19
How is he not? Also, your share? Do you two split the bills?
danihammer 4
H`e
narnianstars 8
That's a typical alcoholics response. It's not your fault for his drinking. You didn't pour it down his throat. My ex also blamed me for his drinking. Which I found amazing since he started drinking before he met me.
MozillaHostile 21
Then divorce him. No one wants to be with a person like that.