Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me and set all my stuff on fire. Why? Because she found my Tinder account. I haven’t even used it since I met her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
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Anderling 33
Just let her be free. She deserves way better than you, and you can count your lucky stars that the sunk cost fallacy is keeping her from realizing that.
Crowned Sataness 12
if you gave a shit about her or keeping her, you wouldn't be cheating. act right or get left
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Anderling 33
Just let her be free. She deserves way better than you, and you can count your lucky stars that the sunk cost fallacy is keeping her from realizing that.
Crowned Sataness 12
if you gave a shit about her or keeping her, you wouldn't be cheating. act right or get left
ODBeefalo 10
in the words of the great poet Ludacris "yous a hoe"
Davey Crocker 7
Why would you be on Tinder if you weren't looking to date other people?
FluffythePink 23
"My girlfriend caught me cheating and now she's going to dump me! I want pity and attention!" You clearly have no idea how effing pathetic you sound. I really hope she does dump your worthless backside, you traitorous clod.