anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mrssagdiyev
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
Rhodes, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Big kid
Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
blow away
Middletown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Grammy award winner
Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
Kate
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad advice
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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jewban 3
jamonaaaaa!!!!! HEeHEe
SirSantpoort 0
Its your husband.. Who cares if he makes a joke like that.. As long as he doesnt do it all the time :)
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Mister_Grinch 0
Tell him to just BEAT IT the next time.
InsaneGenius 0
MJ didn't molest anybody! OP, if my husband and I didn't do silly things like that I would be really sad. If you can't laugh and have fun in the bedroom you must have a boring sex life.
PancakesEqualLov 0
dude, michael jackson is ******* awesome, mmkay? I love guys with a sense of humor, looks like you've got a keeper. enjoy.
headbanger08 0
I'm sure you think he's great. so tell me,does he really have all those teddy bears in his bed?
alicec123 0
YDI for not having a sense of humor.
disney_blonde 16
I'm getting kind of tired of all these "I have no sense of humor in bed" FMLs. Really...FML is f*** my LIFE...is your whole LIFE really impacted by such a small comical moment?
lostfaithinpppl 19
I don't get it. It's his ******. He can chose to make whatever noises he wants to during HIS ******. OP, get a life and a sense of humor.
ChibiGirl5 0
Lol
HomeAl0ne 20
Really? I prefer singing "Another one bites the dust!" by Freddie Mercury.
Neylin 7
*Queen.
bowlclogger 5
And this is an FML . . . why?