Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, I went out to a store. I didn't have a bra on under my shirt, but some stranger offered to buy me one, because she didn't like the fact that my nipples were hard, and her husband was able to see them. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
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Top comments
SusanBieber 10
Don't worry, almost every girl's boobs are not identical. It's natural
astralvagan 20
You should ask him to show you his penis and then say the same thing to him
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Comments (122)
simoncat 11
Your boob sizes are completely normal. Your husband, unfortunately, is too. But dammit, it sucks.
Relenaz 9
I'm imagining OP's husband saying that in a cave man voice. :o)
BobsBabe2 5
So you pulled out and handed him a mirror? lol
Punksister19 10
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Nergalszarsur 3
... So what's the fuss? You are aware that nobody in the entire world is "symetrical"? And since men usually are so attracted to.... women's chests, it's easy to realize that the two parts of it tend to differ... the thing is they ALWAYS differ so it is no reason to think your life sucks :P
theboy13 13
Wet tshirt contest, can take 1st and 3rd place lol
Perfectg 9
Totally natural :)
Xotoolyxo 16
Sucks but we're human and nobody's perfect; don't feel bad
Baybiiie 11
Omg this made me laugh so much. I'm sorry. It's normal though every girl I know (even me)and I'm sure even more women/girls out there have a boob bigger than the other. Aslong as its not too noticeable it's fine :)
KiddNYC1O 22
You both sound like pretty chill people.