Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, I went out to a store. I didn't have a bra on under my shirt, but some stranger offered to buy me one, because she didn't like the fact that my nipples were hard, and her husband was able to see them. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
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SusanBieber 10
Don't worry, almost every girl's boobs are not identical. It's natural
astralvagan 20
You should ask him to show you his penis and then say the same thing to him
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Comments (122)
tika12991 15
I don't understand how this is a FML... most women have one boob bigger than the other, some even a whole cup size bigger
PunkySpunky78 15
One of my boobs are sightly larger then the other I just wish my haters acepted that as a fact I have told them Many people have told them They still think my boobs are fake ugh!
buckdharma 38
#45 Your boobs are in denial.
BigSexy123 11
Your "haters"? Did you seriously just say "haters" seriously? YOU ARE NOT A RAPPER, enough with the slang.
Baybiiie 11
#58 and does it have to be just rappers that use the word haters? That's closed minded and stereotypical. Definitely a thumb down.
LovesSushi 25
You would think he would rather have both, even if they are different sizes ...
qirde_15 5
i bet one of his balls is smaller too. cheer up!
Sunkistlover718 21
Just point to your husband: "Found the biggest boob of all."
perdix 31
You'd think by now, you'd know which one was his favorite and pop that one out. Good for him for not playing favorites when he has access to both of them. I always try to give both of them equal time, but then again, I've never met anyone with visibly different boobs.
mountainmanneil 7
If you look closely, most of the time they are a little different.
love_me_electric 20
You usually can't tell if she's wearing a bra and shirt. Mine are slightly different but it took my boyfriend months to realize because it's so subtle. You have to look at one particular pair of breasts a lot to notice it, unless she has one A cup and one C cup or something.
sarah6786 14
in my defense i am breastfeeding and have been using the "bigger" one more.
perdix 31
#60, trust me, I examine them very carefully. I often notice slight differences of the patterns of the areolae, but generally, the women I've been with have been rather symmetrical. It would be interesting to know the exact percentage of women whose boobs are different by even one cup size.
perdix 31
#70, doesn't that just stimulate more milk production in that tit which would exacerbate* the problem? *Yes, that's a real word and it has nothing to do with what you normally do when thinking about big *******.
Baybiiie 11
#56- omg that's hilarious. I'd give you a thumbs up but my stupid iPhone won't show it :(
mountainmanneil 7
If you were to ask someone who you consider to have a perfect body, what they think of their own body. They always respond with somthing they don't like about themselves. One of my balls hangs lower then the other, but its ok because I don't let being a little different "drag" me down...
watsinausername 13
Tell him to be equal opportunity employer.
Baybiiie 11
That's right OP's boyfriend is discriminating her hooters.
xRezSynn 15
So...whats the problem?
charvisioku 22
Everyone's a-symmetrical :) Just that it's more obvious on some people than others. Don't sweat it, it's normal. Your husband is a dick for pointing it out like that though.. owes you an apology.