Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Today, I was FaceTiming a good friend of mine from back home, telling her how good she looked and how happy I was to hear from her. My insanely jealous girlfriend snatched my phone and smashed it on the ground. I was saying my friend looked good because she'd just finished chemo. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
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zellybeanie 0
Oh, Gammy, you insensitive twat.
katrina0_00 0
aww so sorry :(
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katrina0_00 0
aww so sorry :(
chromeLegend 0
Just take the compliment. Lol.
abcnonamecba 0
just forgive her she's an old lady
boopityboppity 11
I don't understand this comment... Fed up with what (or whom)?
ravensunnyd 0
WTF #10 sad aw I'm sorry how are they being mean
_swimcutie_ 0
drop kick your gramma! LMAO..jkjk I really hope ur friend didn't hear that:( FYL
lovesickxox 1
omg wow I'd be so pissed poor gurl well I hope she gets better
_swimcutie_ 0
yeah I would be so pissed too:(
joshy_boy 0
i always ydi but not this time :( god bless her
applesmoothiee 2
Damn..I just finished crying from watching my sister's keeper, now you set me off again :'(
reyemrein 0
I agree with all the above but on the other hand, who brings a friend to an uncles birthday party?
cady2 0
this sounds like an fml for your friend, but I'm sorry either way
AngryNinja 1
i fail to see the fml. it's a fhl. your poor friend. you could try explaining to your grandma. what a novel idea. your life isn't ******.
madie_hearts09 0
well I hope your friend understands that she just an elderly women
do20ss 4
WHAAAAT, sad???? they both prolly r laughing about it right now. u think that's the worst she's heard? her gma is clearly dillusional
Diannaa 0
@ 48 omg that movie made me sad
DonkeyDelight 0
Well it's not like it'll hurt your friend for much longer...
mrmystery96 0
The real fml here is: Today, my best friend's grandmother called me a boy. why? because of the chemotherapy for my cancer. FML OP needs to suck it up, the real victim here is the best friend.
Betz 10
your friend should've said, "you sure have a nice looking grandpa."
cookiemonster17 0
more fml for the cancer girl
MZHUNIDEW13 0
how is the fml it should fhl...........btw. I hope your friend gets better I'm sad for her:(.......... and for the ppl who voted ydi how in the world did she deserve it
willou35_fml 13
lol
willou35_fml 13
lol
guckylynn 19
It's not like the grandma knew the friend had cancer, but it is super obvious when someone is going through chemotherapy. Maybe she just was trying to be nice and it backfired.
ali094king 4
84 it's a fml because HER grandmother said that about her friend. I would be so embarrassed and uncomfortable.
manhattankidd 0
Oh shit that is messed up! Smack them!
willou35_fml 13
lol
SaySayGurl 10
Smack their grandma? Not likely.
Hacksaw 4
Tell her you're going gay. That'll teach her.
Heartbreakher 0
haha. :)
Cristaderzi 0
Actually there a Female Cancer patient that was called a Dyke because she had no hair! The stupidity of people these days never fail to amaze me! So Sad! Yeah OP so F your friends life and I'll be prayin for her...
crazycornn 0
^yes. why would anyone vote YDI on this!?
eat_this_buddie 5
I hope she gets better too. I just said a little prayer for her. :'(
KurouTenshi 0
she's probably butch LOL
Kylias 6
Or she looks bald. It helps to read the whole thing.
BostonBear 33
or becausr of hair loss due to cancer...
hellooo222 0
thats sad
KurouTenshi 0
what if her grandma has epic eyesight? what if her grandma has those prescription glasses that show the world in HD? :O
Rawr_My_Love_45 0
yur a bitch.
PsychoMerk 0
well if she does have those "HD glasses"... I want em! >_>
treesdevin 0
yupp and hitler is still alive along with stalin and mussolini right.?
facingforeverr 0
no because if hitler was still alive ypud be dead
MrTeabag420 0
stop making assumptions snickerfool. you always think your all smart and whatnot.
V_GEHTS 0
I agree with snickerdoodle. The grandma probably just meant well. OP, tell her to get glasses
mrmystery96 0
I'll be drinking tea in he'll with hitler. respect the man. jking...
ChrisJ13 0
@manhattankid wud u slap ur own grandma!?!?!!!?? Cus I kno I wudnt
manhattankidd 0
Well it depends, how old would be the grandma and I never knew my grandma, she was dead before I was born. Thanks for the reminder!
SiriusOrionBlack 20
I would.
ADOG2645 17
I would if she spelt like you.
zellybeanie 0
Oh, Gammy, you insensitive twat.
facingforeverr 0
ydi for having a friend with cancer
MndM 0
that sucks
ravensunnyd 0
your a dick have you never lost some one you cared about and her friend can't help having cancer you should be put through the pain and misery of kemo and the pain of every one judjing you for looking the way you do
ravensunnyd 0
ops sorry the one I was replying to wasn't this one it was a different one
pozmc 0
facingforeverr you're a complete asshole. I hope you get cancer and your friends abandon you, and everyone tells you ydi for having cancer.
facingforeverr 0
lol srry my brother was on my account a lil bit ago while i was taking the dog out. nd he was being a ******** on like three posts. theres also another one about facebook being gay nd bein butt buddies with twitter. but no im srry for the OP and her friend. my best friend has skin cancer and my cousin who im really close with has lung cancer. i hope tht didnt offend anyone and please completely disregard the above comment. no one deserves to have cancer.
facingforeverr 0
omg im sorry. my brother was on my account while i was taking the dog out. he was bein a ******** on like three posts. there another one about facebook bein gay nd stuff on a different fml. im really sorry for the both the OP and her friend. my best friend has skin cancer and last year, i lost my cousin to cancer. i apologize to everyone who read that comment and you can be damn sure that i will pass onthe hate messages to my brother.
asianwolf 2
sarcasm detection fail for (almost) all of the above.
asianwolf 2
nvm I just saw the post above mine. your brother is a dick for making you look like a dick.
smlz4me 1
tell your brother I hope he gets cancer, everyone abandons him, he lives with cancer for a long time, and becomes the first crazy old cat man
Saam143 0
You ******* ********. How would you like it if one of your close friends or realtives have cancer? You make me sick.
jannielovesjack 0
**** you!
Asheanao 0
Aww, that's awful... **** your life and your friend's, especially.
LtHoward 0
Ouch, that's pretty fed up. I hope your friend didn't get too upset over it. =