Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
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Acaprice14 9
I'd name one salt and the other pepper. ^_^
mpj13 8
Sorry he rained on your parade
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Comments (178)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Revoke his naming status.
irishbohemian 0
Better get him signed up for those karate classes as soon as he can walk!
patrickalamo 48
NO!
lelo007 11
If I have a son, his name will be Maximus Payne. Then I can snicker to myself because I will be thinking about how his name translates into "Big Payne."
kittenvks 11
Max Payne too.... That's where I thought you were going with that!
lelo007 11
Haha that didn't even cross my mind! Probably because I try to block out Max Payne.. That's all I hear from the hours of 8pm-11pm, thanks to my boyfriend and his gamer friends lol. At this point, I've actually bought and begged him to play Diablo 3, just so I can hear something different for the first time in over a month!
mowmowlife 21
He sounds like a wet blanket
TahoeFMler 22
Blindly making an agreement/deal like this isn't practical. I understand that you guys were trying to "be fair" or some shit like that but geez! And does your hubby have other "quirks?" or is this totally out of character?
maximillz 1
It's a cool name!
greenie213 23
Uncle fuzz-ass.
Ray_of_midnight 23
YDI for marrying a hippie.
ice723 5
I like it